1 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:41,500 You have a honey now? Since when? 2 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:42,875 Let it ride. 3 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:47,500 Done stuff with her? 4 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:49,250 But that guy's a dick. 5 00:01:49,417 --> 00:01:51,125 He's a walking butthole! 6 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,125 I'm killing myself... 7 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,708 Turn on the sex ray. Walk over and lock lips. 8 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:10,875 Rape her too? Great advice! 9 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,833 You may not get the chance again. 10 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:21,875 Don't you ever make a move? 11 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:25,167 I'm the Arabic romantic type. Plus I'm onto Laura. 12 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:32,417 Ok, here I go! 13 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,708 Hi there. Ok? 14 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,958 Who are you? 15 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:51,083 I guess you wouldn't want to go out with me? 16 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:52,875 No. 17 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:57,417 Well? 18 00:02:58,417 --> 00:02:59,458 It looks good. 19 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:01,625 She just split up with a guy 20 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:05,875 and isn't ready for anything too volcanic yet. 21 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,583 You see. Always make a move. Always. 22 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:15,042 THE FRENCH KISSERS 23 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,583 Your hair's really classy. 24 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,792 Yeah? 25 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:28,167 This is kind of awkward... 26 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,250 Don't let anyone see us. 27 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:34,042 You can keep a secret, right? 28 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:40,000 I heard what you said to Leslie. 29 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:43,542 It was cute. She doesn't know what she's missing. 30 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:46,375 I was thinking we could meet later, 31 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:49,417 then go to my place and make love. 32 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:52,292 I want a man's body close to mine. 33 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:56,333 But only if you want to, ok? 34 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,375 I want to. You bet I do! 35 00:03:58,625 --> 00:03:59,750 See you later. 36 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:11,333 Laura was supposed to be mine! 37 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:14,542 Yeah, but I make the moves. On your advice. 38 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,375 She's dumped Loïc? 39 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,208 He'll beat you to a pulp. 40 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,125 She's dumb. 41 00:04:29,292 --> 00:04:31,083 She's so hot. 42 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,625 Her eyes are blue as detergent. 43 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,333 Maybe you'll shag her. 44 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:37,875 I'll kill myself if you do. 45 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,417 No, first you, then myself. 46 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:48,583 Go, Lucky Strike! 47 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:04,458 The TV mag. 48 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:07,500 Mahmoud... 49 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:27,708 What now? 50 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,208 - I blow you in the toilets. - Yeah? 51 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:32,042 With a mug like that? 52 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,667 Well? 53 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,375 What's that? 54 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,208 The biology test. 55 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,542 - There's a test? - Yeah, a test. 56 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,583 "Yeah, a test." Stupid cow. 57 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,917 - You knew? - There's no test. 58 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:03,000 - There's a test? - Shit, I forgot! 59 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:05,792 You jerks, he told us two weeks ago. 60 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:08,750 It'll be just another crap grade for you. 61 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,125 Let me see. 62 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:12,292 It's too late to revise now! 63 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:15,583 "It's too late now." Are you dumb or what? 64 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,417 What a clown! 65 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,625 In-flight collision between Hervé and my bag. 66 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,167 Got any cash? 67 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:31,958 Hey, it's Moumoud! Moumoud, the class hood! 68 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,458 Is it you, Moumoud? 69 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:37,583 Think you're tough, big boy in the 'hood? 70 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:38,875 He's paying 71 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:42,250 for massacring innocents in a previous life. 72 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:43,875 Hands down. 73 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,417 Who is this brute? 74 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,375 - Loïc, ma'am. - It wasn't me. 75 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,917 Silence. You're in detention! 76 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:57,042 Put that cross away! Very pretty... 77 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:02,417 I was revising till midnight. I'm beat. 78 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:04,208 Let me see the test. 79 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,000 - Yeah, let's see. - Cut it out. 80 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,375 What's it on? Penetration? 81 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:11,875 Piss off, will you! 82 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:16,958 Is there a test today? 83 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:21,625 Camel, hearing you makes me want to go back to bed. Sit down. 84 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:24,542 Sir, you said the test was next week. 85 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:27,792 - Is it next week? - Sure, Benjamin. Sit down. 86 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:34,750 Is there a test? 87 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:38,583 You're not all going to ask the same question. 88 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,917 You noted it and I told you four times. 89 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:45,208 Hervé, you only need your pencil case. 90 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,208 Aurore, sit down. 91 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,292 Is there really a test? 92 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:54,708 Didn't you note it down? 93 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,083 - Yes, I did. - That's good. 94 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,000 I noted there was a test. 95 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:01,583 That's good, Océane. 96 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:23,375 Quiet. 97 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:33,332 Loïc, pass this back. 98 00:08:36,207 --> 00:08:37,792 From all the girls. 99 00:08:37,957 --> 00:08:39,042 Yeah? 100 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:44,917 UR AN UGLY SHITHED 101 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:47,500 What is it? 102 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:50,292 What is it? 103 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:00,917 Goodbye. 104 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,375 Come and see, sweetheart. 105 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,250 It's a disaster. Look. 106 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,250 My washing's filthy. 107 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,167 Boxers, T-shirts, socks... I'll have to do it all again. 108 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,667 It stinks of shit! 109 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,917 Don't be so vulgar. 110 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:25,917 No idea what it is. 111 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,917 It's from your teacher's balcony upstairs. 112 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:32,458 I looked but he says it's not from his place. 113 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:35,083 He touched me up in the elevator. 114 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,875 He touched my cock like this. 115 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,125 Stupid, that's not funny. 116 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:43,542 No one will believe you if it ever happens 117 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:45,458 and it'll ruin your life. 118 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,125 Thanks, I can count on you. 119 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,667 I'm sorry. 120 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:56,125 Hold on, people can see us. 121 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,833 Fifteenth Street 122 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:08,292 Hello, everybody, and welcome to your very own show. 123 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,583 This week's class... 124 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:13,333 Know what I found in my e-mail at the agency? 125 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,500 No, tell me. 126 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:17,583 Your report. Sent by e-mail. Very modern. 127 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,000 You liked it. Was it a blast? 128 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,458 It's not brilliant. 129 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,292 Can't you get more than 10? 130 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,458 10 is better than less. 131 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,125 They can't throw me out now anyway. 132 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,792 I wish you'd get 11 or 12 for once. 133 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:36,042 I'd see you making progress. 134 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,333 Like a plant growing. 135 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,875 But you creep over the ground. See what I mean? 136 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,250 You're a poet now? 137 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,625 Your teachers never put "room for improvement". 138 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,417 It's always "average". 139 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,250 There's less and less room for average people. 140 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,333 Nice pasta bake, huh? 141 00:11:58,042 --> 00:12:00,042 I loved that as a kid. 142 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,167 - You're weird. - That's depression. 143 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,958 You get all nostalgic. 144 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:10,917 I have to express it. How else can I share it? 145 00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:13,875 Hervé... 146 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,958 Be nice... 147 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,958 to your mother. 148 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:21,167 Move your damn feet. 149 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,250 Come right on in! 150 00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,208 Sorry. 151 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,208 No, I'm busy. 152 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:53,292 Calm down, I just need to put this away. 153 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,083 I want some peace! 154 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,458 - To masturbate? - Enough! 155 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,167 Get out! 156 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,042 From 6 to 8 daily, 157 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:02,708 your techno wake-up on Bretunes. 158 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,917 Megamix. 159 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,542 Fuck... 160 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:50,292 So, remember, if B, D and K are equal to zero... 161 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,958 I get on the bus, hold the pole, 162 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,833 and I get this really wild hard-on. 163 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,917 Electromagnetic waves cause that. 164 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,500 In your cock, you have these receivers 165 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,250 that react to engines. 166 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,000 The waves dilate the veins, 167 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,167 they fill with blood and you get hard. 168 00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:12,917 It's hell in construction. 169 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:17,208 The guys on bulldozers have wood all day long. 170 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,333 I wouldn't mind driving one. 171 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,083 I have your homework. 172 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,250 From last time. 173 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:28,750 It looks as if most of you don't understand coordinates. 174 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,833 We'll review that. 175 00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:33,000 Can you do it in order? 176 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,875 - Good idea. - No! 177 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,458 To see our ranking, 178 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,750 how we're evolving. 179 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:44,292 That requires a debate but there's no time now. 180 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,792 - I think we want a debate, sir. - Who asked you? 181 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:49,917 Sir, Wulfran is class rep. 182 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,500 We elected him. He can do something for once, 183 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:54,667 so let him. 184 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:56,750 Sit down. 185 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,250 Who wants to vote on a debate? 186 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:03,458 Looks like the majority. A debate's in order. 187 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,292 Sit down. 188 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,917 - What is this? - Ranking is good. 189 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,958 - You're nuts. - You're a total crypto-fascist. 190 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,208 You said it. You're nuts. 191 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:17,125 Life is all about ranking. The strong crush the weak. 192 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,083 I like a chick's feet best. 193 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,000 When I look at a shoe's creases, 194 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,875 I know if a chick has pretty feet. 195 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:32,708 You're a total deviant fetishist. 196 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,625 So who has pretty feet? 197 00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:37,417 - Laura? - Pretty feet. 198 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,917 - The history teacher. - So-so. 199 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,250 - Jennifer? - No, ugly feet. 200 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,125 Aurore. 201 00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:49,375 Yeah, not bad feet I'd say. 202 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:50,708 Me? 203 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,292 Yours are gross. 204 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,958 Your face tells me that. 205 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:56,792 Thanks a lot. 206 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,167 No room here! 207 00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,875 Get lost. 208 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,542 We could have let him. 209 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,958 We don't have to. 210 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,125 When do we get a chick? 211 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,625 Jennifer, 212 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,500 I love you. And my love, see, 213 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,250 is like an ocean. 214 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,750 And you're the beach. 215 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,250 Will you be my beach? 216 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,458 Yeah. 217 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,083 Fuck, no! 218 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:58,833 Hello. 219 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,208 Do you have a double-bass score by Mozart? 220 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,792 Everything's over there. 221 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,542 You again? Stop pissing me off! 222 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,333 What are you staring at? Get lost! 223 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:13,958 Move it! 224 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:15,750 Move it! 225 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,375 Hey, you two apes up there, cut it out! 226 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,042 For Christ's sake... 227 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,458 - What? - Excuse me... 228 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Have you seen a man, aged 40, 229 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,708 smoking all the time? 230 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,625 I'm sorry, I don't understand. 231 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,708 My husband went out. There are riots. 232 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,292 De Gaulle has fled. 233 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,125 Didn't you know? This is the future. 234 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,583 They just thawed you out. 235 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,583 Talk about heartless. 236 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,333 Hey, it's funny. 237 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,500 More mail order? Can't we get a real porn mag? 238 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:16,333 These are real girls. It's good. 239 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,500 Look, it's rare. A collector's item. 240 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,792 La Redoute 1986. 241 00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:24,458 I took it from my gran's after she died. 242 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,625 Noticed? 243 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,250 The photos aren't touched up like nowadays. 244 00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:31,958 Look, you can see 245 00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:34,125 their pussies and nipples. 246 00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:35,792 Silky soft breasts... 247 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,333 Silky, thick breasts, like your hair! 248 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,750 That's my style. 249 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:08,458 Hi. 250 00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:16,000 That old woman was weird. 251 00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:17,375 Yeah. 252 00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:21,208 - Think it's Alzheimer's? - Probably. 253 00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:25,417 Imagine us like that. 254 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,292 Yeah! We'll get cancer! 255 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,958 - Turn your Arab music down. - Knock! 256 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,167 We share this bathroom. 257 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,333 What were you doing? 258 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,000 Masturbating? Thinking of what? 259 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:57,333 Of you! Jesus, haven't you heard of privacy? 260 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,583 I gave birth to you, so spare me privacy. 261 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,083 You piss me off, ok! 262 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,792 You piss me off! I'm sick of it! 263 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,333 You fucking piss me off! 264 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:14,458 Back off or I'll call the abused kids' helpline! 265 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,500 So call it. Call it! 266 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,125 You'll have a great life in a home! 267 00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:21,917 You piss me off! 268 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,208 Yes, it'd be great! 269 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:27,458 Every day, you're here busting my balls about jerking off! 270 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,583 You piss me off! 271 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,958 You can't jerk off in peace around here! 272 00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,000 I don't believe it. 273 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,875 Shit, it sucks. 274 00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:51,000 - What's up? - It's bad. 275 00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:52,375 Yeah? 276 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,042 Why are you crying? 277 00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:01,458 What's going on? 278 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:04,042 - Good news: Loïc's dead. - No kidding? 279 00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:05,625 What killed him? 280 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,208 The main thing is he's dead. 281 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,167 "My sweet wife, 282 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,958 "I'm writing this on a flat stone 283 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,958 "amid the mud and shells, 284 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,583 "between two showers of icy rain. 285 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:22,583 "I don't know if it will reach you. I'd rather not think about that." 286 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,875 What was it? An overdose? 287 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,542 Meningitis. 288 00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:30,708 He was doing this like he had a stiff neck. 289 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,917 They'll quarantine us. 290 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,042 I bet loads of us are condemned. 291 00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:38,000 You're losing it, dude. 292 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,292 The gang of four, 293 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:43,208 you could at least listen with a little respect. 294 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,500 Are you sensitive? 295 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:47,542 Deep inside. 296 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,125 Are you totally frozen up? 297 00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:54,292 No, sir, we're not frozen up. 298 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,208 Glad to hear it, Camel. 299 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,667 I'll carry on. 300 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:06,250 "A new offensive has led us into battle." 301 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:11,042 Hervé, I'll do you a turd burger. 302 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,500 Fuck! 303 00:23:14,167 --> 00:23:16,708 Loïc, death is not always the end. 304 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,750 It can be a beginning too. 305 00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:20,042 Can't it, ma'am? 306 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:21,792 Yes, that's true. 307 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:25,833 It's like your final exam. You think it's an end 308 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,083 but it's the start of a new era. 309 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,958 Plus, you're a good student. 310 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,458 What happened? 311 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,667 It was the tap, it's not piss. 312 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,417 Loïc's granddad died. 313 00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:42,750 His granddad! I thought... 314 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,250 Are your grandparents dead? 315 00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:49,167 Yeah, in a crash when I was tiny. I don't remember them. 316 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,292 Crushed, all four in one go. 317 00:23:54,292 --> 00:23:55,583 Mine are alive. 318 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:58,292 It'd be weird if they died. I love them. 319 00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:01,125 Don't worry, they won't die. 320 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,542 They will one day but not yet. 321 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:07,792 Grandparents usually die at a really old age. 322 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:09,750 Are yours average old? 323 00:24:11,042 --> 00:24:12,000 Yeah. 324 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:14,417 Average means they'll never die. 325 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,375 Well, they will but... 326 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:19,792 Thanks. 327 00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:25,917 Within the walls of Saint Malo, see Brittany's top rap artists: 328 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:30,417 Armor Ghetto, Rennes en Force, Les Cousins de Lamballe and others. 329 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:35,917 With, for this new festival, 50 Cent as the event's sponsor. 330 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,958 A historic event... 331 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,708 Historic... 332 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,958 Fuck! 333 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,958 French: hand in essay on historikal dude. 334 00:24:55,042 --> 00:24:56,625 "And so Curtis Jackson, 335 00:24:56,792 --> 00:25:01,167 "alias 50 Cent, wouldn't be a star if he'd died after the attack 336 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,708 "linked to his various deals. 337 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:08,167 "As he said, "Guys want me dead but I'm immortal, nigga." 338 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,958 I'm not sure about the conclusion. 339 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,250 It's kind of clumsy. 340 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,792 It's what he said. 341 00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:19,542 Maybe, but it could be more forceful. 342 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:23,000 And I'm not sure 50 Cent is a historical figure. 343 00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:25,583 C'mon, he's totally historical! 344 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:29,292 Did the guy who shot him say anything first? 345 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:30,625 Yeah... 346 00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:35,333 "Fuckin' nigga wise guy. Who d'you think you are, nigga?" 347 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,208 Ok. 348 00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:48,542 Benjamin, Meryl... 349 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:50,500 I'm scared I might faint. 350 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,917 Faint while you do it! 351 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,875 Follow the cones. Memorize the path. 352 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,542 You'll get over it. 353 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,417 Follow the cones. Good! 354 00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:06,458 Memorize the path. 355 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,625 Gently. That's good. 356 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,083 Not bad. Useless! 357 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,750 She helped you out? 358 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,375 It's a sex thing! 359 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,125 Sure, genius. 360 00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:17,042 Blindfolds, I said. 361 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,917 Hervé, Camel, you now. 362 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:22,167 Laura's crying. Loïc just dumped her. 363 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,167 Camel, pathetic! 364 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,708 - Are you ok? - Belt up, you ugly cow! 365 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:29,667 I don't hear the whistle? 366 00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:48,625 Your bag's so heavy! 367 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,500 What's in it? 368 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,375 - You steal stuff? - No. 369 00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:54,250 Let me see. 370 00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:56,250 I steal. I got this today. 371 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,792 - What for? - No idea. It's a buzz. 372 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,625 A really big buzz. 373 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,792 Each time, I tell myself it's the last. 374 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,125 That's when it gets really good. 375 00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:13,333 I often dump the stuff. Stealing's the best part. 376 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,417 Don't you get that? 377 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:16,583 No. 378 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,917 Usually, I prefer to buy but stealing's cool. 379 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,000 Girls like broken noses. 380 00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:26,875 They're kind of sexy and virile, like boxers. 381 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:29,125 I'm no big fan though. 382 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:33,583 I hope mine's not broken. It's huge enough already. 383 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,292 Does it hurt? 384 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:38,083 - If I do this, does it hurt? - Fuck! 385 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,375 Must be tough kissing. 386 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,625 Gotta go. 387 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,625 What's taking so long? 388 00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:51,792 Piss off, asshole. 389 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,208 Hi. 390 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,625 Busy Saturday night? 391 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,917 Saturday? I don't like going out much on Saturdays. 392 00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:10,208 It's the only day I get to rest, see. 393 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:15,375 My sister's having a party for her business school diploma. 394 00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:17,750 I can invite some pals. 395 00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:23,625 I don't know if I'm busy. I'll let you know. 396 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:25,458 Hi. 397 00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,458 I'm free. Can I come? 398 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:29,958 Well, listen... 399 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,958 I'll see. 400 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:35,708 Are people like Laura going? Is Laura going? 401 00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:37,292 Well, listen... 402 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:39,250 I have to go. 403 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:43,625 She wants your body! 404 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:46,292 Bullshit. She can invite pals. 405 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:48,042 She insisted on "pals". 406 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:52,333 She wants your body. I'll hook Laura, Arabic-style. 407 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,042 Gimme the banana. 408 00:29:56,792 --> 00:29:58,125 Pass me the brew. 409 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:01,250 Are you all set? 410 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,333 There's a corpse-like mood... 411 00:30:17,667 --> 00:30:19,000 Let's get started. 412 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:27,458 Satan, Prince of Darkness, 413 00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:31,167 allow your children to speak to the dead. 414 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:36,083 Satan, Prince of Darkness, 415 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:39,792 allow your children to speak to the dead. 416 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:43,292 Who are you, Spirit of the Darkness? 417 00:30:45,042 --> 00:30:45,833 Lucifer? 418 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:52,375 Is it you, Grandpa? 419 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:55,042 Hitler? 420 00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:59,333 - Fuck, it's Hitler! - Stop right there. 421 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,958 Ask him a question. 422 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,042 Hitler, will I get to lock lips with Laura 423 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,042 or shag her at the party? 424 00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,750 N... 425 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:14,625 O... 426 00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:15,958 W... 427 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,833 A... Y. 428 00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:20,417 Weird, Hitler saying, "No way." 429 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:23,625 Who'll get a chick first? 430 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,000 B... 431 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:27,667 E... 432 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:28,958 N. 433 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:29,875 Jerk! 434 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:31,375 You're heavy, dude! 435 00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:33,167 I didn't move it. 436 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,250 My heart was pounding! 437 00:31:35,542 --> 00:31:37,250 I wasn't moving it, ok! 438 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,583 This sucks anyway. 439 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,833 We should kill animals. 440 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:43,542 Let's get chickens from a pet shop. 441 00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,667 - Right. - Let's do the TV thing. 442 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:48,125 You tune to a scrambled channel, 443 00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:51,917 call up spirits and they create interference. 444 00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:54,792 - That sucks. - It sucks. 445 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:56,542 All your ideas suck. 446 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,125 - You suck. - Yeah, you suck. 447 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,167 You suck and you're fat. 448 00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:05,083 My phone! 449 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,417 A phone? You only know us. 450 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:09,833 Shut up. 451 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,833 Hello, Mom? 452 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,208 "Hello, Mom"... 453 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:18,667 Could you tell Camel not to come, please? 454 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:23,208 He's forcing himself in and Laura won't come if he does. 455 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,958 It's because he's an Arab, right? 456 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,750 Rubbish. That's not why. 457 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:31,250 He'll understand. I'm like his big brother. 458 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,917 Can we come to Aurore's party? 459 00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:43,083 - We'd like to come too. - No way. 460 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,167 Try to get us in. Make an effort... 461 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,708 It's not that big, there's no room. 462 00:32:48,917 --> 00:32:52,542 It's invitation only. Some guests can't even come. 463 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,000 It's touch and go for me. 464 00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:55,875 You shit, you could ask. 465 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:58,875 Forget it. They're glad to get rid of us. 466 00:32:59,042 --> 00:33:00,958 I see what hypocrisy is now. 467 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,125 Get outta here. Give us a break. 468 00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:06,542 - What do we do? - I wanted to tell you... 469 00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:08,667 I mean... 470 00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:12,042 I might not be going. 471 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,625 I bet it'll suck, let's not go. 472 00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:18,083 It'll be a blast. If you don't go 473 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:20,458 give me her address. I'll go. 474 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,000 You're nuts. 475 00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:26,792 Emma on Mondrian. 476 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,542 Excellent. 18. 477 00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:37,417 It's not the end of the world. You can improve. 478 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:40,583 "Only tears can heal," Oscar Wilde said. 479 00:33:41,167 --> 00:33:44,417 14 and she's blubbing. What a joke. 480 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,417 Mahmoud... 481 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:49,375 Not a bad essay on Jimmy Carter. 482 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,708 17. Laura... 483 00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:53,500 "The borderline experiences 484 00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:56,583 "of a teacher in Brittany's gay underworld." 485 00:33:57,917 --> 00:33:58,958 What's that? 486 00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:00,708 Can you sign it? 487 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:03,750 Later. 488 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,417 Put that away. 489 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:09,583 Hervé... 490 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:13,875 An essay on an American rap artist... 491 00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:16,583 50 Cents. 492 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,042 A bad start 493 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:23,125 but the conclusion sheds a new light. Charming. 12. 494 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:25,708 Holy cow, 12 out of 20! 495 00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:27,875 The best day of my life! 496 00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:31,833 Camel, you chose Rocco Siffredi. 497 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:36,083 No historical relevance: 8 out of 20. 498 00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:38,750 I worked my ass off! 499 00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:40,417 Language. 500 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:45,042 Get out the soldiers' letters. 501 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,125 We'll carry on reading. 502 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:48,875 Lend us one, we forgot ours. 503 00:34:49,042 --> 00:34:50,375 - Sure. - Cool. Thanks. 504 00:34:50,542 --> 00:34:51,667 Or rather no. 505 00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:53,500 This is hypocrisy, see. 506 00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:55,208 Don't be a shit, man. 507 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,375 I think we were up to... 508 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,458 page 129. 509 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:05,792 "A new offensive has led us into battle." 510 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:13,083 - Get down now. - No, I'm ok. 511 00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:16,042 Three heavy flow packs. The violet ones. 512 00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:19,958 Who's this I see? 513 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,500 My pal Hervé. 514 00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:23,750 - Check, man. How goes it? - Hello. 515 00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:25,083 Hello, ma'am. 516 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,125 Mr Jeanquatte, the year supervisor. 517 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:31,375 - Hello. - Ma'am. 518 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:34,750 You must have plenty on your plate with him. 519 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,875 He's a real hoodlum, Hervé. 520 00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:38,375 Meaning? 521 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,292 If he's trouble, let me know, ok. 522 00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:47,167 No, he's one of the nicest kids and he's well-behaved too. 523 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:51,000 He gets that from his father. He's in the army. 524 00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:55,167 Everyone has to get out of his way. Hervé's like that too. 525 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:58,000 Put him in detention, it'll do him good. 526 00:35:58,250 --> 00:35:59,708 Hello. 527 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,083 Hervé, 3C. And his mother. 528 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,208 We haven't finished. 529 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,625 We'll leave you to it. 530 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,042 Happy shopping. 531 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,542 - It's a secret, ok? - No problem, nigga. 532 00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:20,667 Goodbye. 533 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,167 Is there a girl you're sweet on at this party? 534 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:35,542 I bet there is. 535 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:38,583 You actually asked to come here today. 536 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,875 You want to dress up? 537 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:44,250 You know life inside out. 538 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:45,792 I know you. 539 00:36:45,958 --> 00:36:48,208 I'm inside your head! 540 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,750 Look at the sweater! 541 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:55,958 I need one. They all have one in my class. 542 00:36:56,542 --> 00:36:57,333 - Please. - No. 543 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:59,833 Top quality. It'll last 5 years. 544 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,375 It's an Arab thing. Hideous! 545 00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:05,625 I am an Arab. Please... 546 00:37:09,917 --> 00:37:11,375 You're not coming. 547 00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:13,750 Leave your hair. You're not coming. 548 00:37:13,917 --> 00:37:16,792 - I'll just see where you're going. - Stay here. 549 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,417 Come on. 550 00:37:21,208 --> 00:37:22,583 Get lost now, ok. 551 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,792 - Sure this is it? - Yes, I am. 552 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:26,458 Cut it out! 553 00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:28,625 You're pissing me off! 554 00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:32,375 Véner? What're you doing here? 555 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,958 Aurore invited me. 556 00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:38,792 Don't tell me you believed her? 557 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,125 Brought your woman? 558 00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:45,917 - Who's this? - My name's Hervé. 559 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:48,458 Come in. Don't just stand there. 560 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:50,333 I love your name. 561 00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:53,792 I'm Constance. 562 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:56,500 Come and get a drink. 563 00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:02,792 Hervé! This is Hervé. 564 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:05,667 My cousins: Ludivine, Marie and Suzanne. 565 00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:08,667 - Great sweater! - Going out with our cousin? 566 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:11,125 - What? You're nuts! - She's right. 567 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:13,500 You're dumb if you don't. 568 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:17,250 - He's way handsome! - He's way ugly! 569 00:38:17,417 --> 00:38:19,167 Yeah, he's ugly. 570 00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:28,917 This is Hervé. 571 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,167 The bloody nose... 572 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,708 You're very cute though. Hello. 573 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,958 Why did you say he was a bit... 574 00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,417 Ok? What's wrong? 575 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:43,208 Nothing. I'm in shock. The bar hit my nose really hard. 576 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,083 We hear a lot about you. 577 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,917 Hello. Well, good evening. 578 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:50,292 I'm his mother. My name's Zoé. 579 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:51,667 Delighted. Véronique. 580 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,375 Tonight's party 581 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:57,750 is for my daughter's business school diploma. 582 00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:00,458 Just one child? 583 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:04,708 He's multiple. It's like having loads. 584 00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:06,500 How amusing. 585 00:39:07,167 --> 00:39:08,417 Are you multiple too? 586 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,542 No, I'm depressive. 587 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,417 That's sad. 588 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,375 This is Eric, Anas' father. We were at school together. 589 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:20,792 And Loïc's father. We went to the same school. 590 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,250 It all brings back memories... 591 00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:33,292 What does your mom do? 592 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:37,083 She's trying to write and she used to model too. 593 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,333 That's neat. 594 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,667 Want something to eat or drink? 595 00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:42,417 No, no alcohol. 596 00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:45,917 Aurore! Look who's here! 597 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:47,667 Eudes! 598 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,292 You look fabulous! 599 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,833 I'm hot, let's dance. 600 00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,958 You're here, are you? 601 00:39:57,167 --> 00:39:59,167 It'll be a great night then. 602 00:40:00,292 --> 00:40:01,458 You hunk! 603 00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:19,333 Camel, it can't be here. We're too far out of town. 604 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,333 Are you sure it's out here? 605 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,708 Yes, this is it. 606 00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:24,958 Where? 607 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:29,417 Know what? I want you. 608 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,208 Shit! 609 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:44,542 Another stepmother to add to the list. 610 00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:47,250 Know what we call my dad? 611 00:40:47,417 --> 00:40:48,917 Dickman. 612 00:40:49,167 --> 00:40:51,000 Only natural. He's hot. 613 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:01,792 - Want to dance? - Yeah. I dance pretty well too. 614 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,375 St Grégoire shopping mall! Asshole! 615 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:31,750 You really took me for a ride, you bastard! 616 00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:33,208 Want a drink? 617 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:35,833 He gave me the wrong address on purpose. 618 00:41:36,042 --> 00:41:38,292 Don't go out with this jerk. 619 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,542 They're together? 620 00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:51,750 That's why I didn't want you to come. 621 00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:53,417 Fuck! 622 00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,667 La Redoute 1986, page 320, lingerie, on the couch. 623 00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:01,042 That one's mine! 624 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,458 That one's mine! 625 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:29,500 That's Camel! 626 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:33,583 Want to dance? 627 00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:36,208 What? 628 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:38,833 I screwed up. He's a sex addict. 629 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:41,250 Big problem, he's married... 630 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,417 Ok, we're leaving! 631 00:42:48,042 --> 00:42:51,083 I was an inch from lip-lock. 632 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,375 An inch away isn't spot on. 633 00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:55,833 And Aurore's mom is old and all. 634 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,958 You're nuts. Mature women are the hottest. 635 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,583 She's hotmom.com. 636 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:01,667 What? 637 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:05,458 Really hot porn with mothers banging teenage boys. 638 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:06,917 Is it any good? 639 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:09,917 My fave, so you can see why I'm happy. 640 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:13,042 You're going to give up on Laura now? 641 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:14,667 I can handle both. 642 00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:15,708 Way to go! 643 00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:24,875 - Not taking the bus? - I'm walking. 644 00:43:25,042 --> 00:43:26,417 On your own? 645 00:43:26,583 --> 00:43:28,625 I don't have to be with people. 646 00:43:29,042 --> 00:43:31,750 It was a great party. Did it end well? 647 00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:32,917 Yeah, great. 648 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:34,833 Laura's mad that Camel came. 649 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,167 He kept ogling my mom's tits. But it was great. 650 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,458 I was wondering... 651 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,667 Would you like to go out with me? 652 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:47,792 - With who? - With me. 653 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,583 With you? Are you crazy? 654 00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:55,667 Guys want to go out rather than be friends. I'm too young. 655 00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:59,167 When I'm older, ok, but why bother at our age? 656 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:02,083 - But it's a great experience. - No. 657 00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:06,917 The thing is, see, 658 00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:10,667 you need a safe or you can't keep it at home. 659 00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:15,000 If you don't use a shooting range, they can take it back. 660 00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,167 It must be cool having a gun. 661 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:19,208 Ok... 662 00:44:19,917 --> 00:44:22,125 I'll be going. 663 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:24,292 I have an appointment at home. 664 00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:26,208 Ok, see you. 665 00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,667 You changed your mind? 666 00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:00,792 Turn your tongue. 667 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:03,417 Hey, it's my snogging style. 668 00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:05,917 We all have our own style. 669 00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:09,125 Thank God everyone's different. 670 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,625 Who else have you kissed? 671 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:13,958 Other people. 672 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:15,500 Girls, Italian girls. 673 00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:18,958 I'm off. He's ogling us. See you tomorrow. 674 00:45:21,542 --> 00:45:23,042 Doing your homework? 675 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:38,250 We've seen how action-reaction works 676 00:46:38,417 --> 00:46:41,500 and how a gas injection produces an impulse... 677 00:46:41,667 --> 00:46:43,750 Tongue and all? And the drool? 678 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:46,333 Doesn't it run out the side? 679 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:50,000 It just happens naturally. It gets sucked back in. 680 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,167 Your mouth's a sucker? 681 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:54,667 The movement keeps the drool in. 682 00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:58,250 There's a current, like with a boat's propeller. 683 00:46:58,417 --> 00:46:59,958 What movement? 684 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:02,583 The tongues turn. I'll show you. 685 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:07,917 There. 686 00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:10,167 Change direction now. 687 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,000 What's going on? 688 00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:19,458 This part of the nozzle becomes broader... 689 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:21,875 Camel... 690 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,875 I'll let you kiss me. 691 00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:25,750 Ok, go on then. 692 00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:38,000 Dare you to kiss her now. 693 00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:39,625 Think I made it up? 694 00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:41,208 A quick kiss is nothing. 695 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:00,958 What happened? 696 00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:02,708 It's over. 697 00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:05,667 She's gone off me. It didn't last long. 698 00:48:06,458 --> 00:48:08,208 "I'm in hell here. 699 00:48:08,833 --> 00:48:11,583 "Suffering and pain are my companions. 700 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,500 "Perhaps I'll miss them one day in the same way that I miss you." 701 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,417 Come on. 702 00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:29,708 What's up? 703 00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:58,167 - You're crying? - No way. 704 00:48:58,458 --> 00:48:59,708 It's the candy. 705 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,917 Lemon drops make my eyes water. 706 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,500 You can pretend you're crying. 707 00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:14,958 You were ashamed of me earlier. 708 00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:17,917 No, but I don't want others to know, ok? 709 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:19,958 It's our secret. 710 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:23,000 If I was Loïc, you'd tell everyone then. 711 00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:26,458 Loïc? Give me a break, he's like my brother. 712 00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:29,417 You've heard of incest, right? 713 00:49:30,833 --> 00:49:32,083 Let's get married 714 00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,000 and have kids. 715 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:38,000 Then we can go on TV as France's youngest parents. 716 00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:41,042 I dunno. Kind of soon, isn't it? 717 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:43,333 I was kidding, stupid! 718 00:49:43,542 --> 00:49:46,375 Having a kid must be fun. He obeys you... 719 00:49:46,542 --> 00:49:49,250 He does what you say. He tidies your room... 720 00:49:50,917 --> 00:49:52,542 - What's up? - Shut it! 721 00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:54,875 Gotta go or my mom will yell. 722 00:49:55,667 --> 00:49:57,625 You throw a ball and I shut up? 723 00:49:57,792 --> 00:49:59,833 Don't act smart with me! 724 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,208 I just want an apology, ok! 725 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,583 - In your dreams! - Apologize! 726 00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,833 Hello! 727 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,333 Are you the gay Arab looking to get it up the ass? 728 00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:25,125 Piss off! Who let you in? 729 00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:27,167 Grumpy little piggy... 730 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:30,792 You turn up late, act like this is your place... 731 00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:33,875 Get yourself a chick too. 732 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:35,667 You're happy. 733 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,458 Happy with your slut! 734 00:50:37,917 --> 00:50:39,667 What's up with him? 735 00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:42,500 Respect me for what I am. 736 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,292 - You shagged her? - Yeah. 737 00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:49,083 In a bush, a real SandM scene, man. 738 00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,417 - No kidding? - Moron! 739 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:57,750 You can do it at our age. We're not kids anymore. 740 00:50:57,917 --> 00:50:59,125 She's not ready. 741 00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,667 She's a bit uptight. 742 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:04,917 But it's serious. We talked about having kids. 743 00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:08,875 Locking lips won't make babies. You have to hide the sausage. 744 00:51:09,292 --> 00:51:12,250 Remember two years ago when Meryl's sister 745 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:14,500 got shagged on the beach? 746 00:51:14,667 --> 00:51:15,750 You bet! 747 00:51:20,917 --> 00:51:22,917 You need a honey fast. 748 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,542 Camel, you're such a fag! 749 00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:32,833 You jerk. 750 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,250 Excuse me, ma'am... 751 00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:40,375 It's ages since my last shag. 752 00:51:41,083 --> 00:51:43,208 Let me show you something. 753 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,375 Is that your dad's? 754 00:51:45,875 --> 00:51:49,375 It's hidden in his files. He'll never find it. 755 00:51:50,458 --> 00:51:52,250 I don't want to watch. 756 00:51:52,417 --> 00:51:56,583 Once you can do it for real, this is kind of degrading. 757 00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:59,083 You've done nothing yet, 758 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,375 so grab a sock. 759 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:07,750 The site with all the hot moms 760 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:15,750 * I have a free afternoon. My kids aren't here. 761 00:52:16,583 --> 00:52:19,375 * I'll make the most of it to rub and scrub. 762 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:21,667 * I love it... 763 00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:23,875 * when everything's clean. 764 00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:36,500 * Hello, is Stéphane here? I want to go surfing. 765 00:52:36,667 --> 00:52:40,500 * He should be back soon. Come in, I'm his mother. 766 00:52:40,667 --> 00:52:41,708 * Hello. 767 00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:47,208 * Do you mind if I keep on scrubbing? 768 00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:48,792 * No. 769 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,458 * Oh, no! 770 00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:07,000 * I just cleaned it. 771 00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:09,792 * It's all dirty now! 772 00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:32,917 Yes! 773 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:50,875 Hi. 774 00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:06,375 See you. 775 00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:08,875 I won't wake her 776 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,917 but tell her... 777 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:12,750 it was good. 778 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:14,833 I loved it. 779 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:16,917 See you, pal. 780 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:35,125 Know what it is? 781 00:54:35,292 --> 00:54:37,542 You stole all this? What for? 782 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,083 I just leave it here. 783 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:41,958 I used to collect Pokémon key-rings 784 00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:43,333 but I stopped. 785 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:46,042 What do your parents do? 786 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,500 Mom works in an insurance agency 787 00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:52,042 and Dad's an air force pilot. 788 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,750 He drops bombs and stuff. 789 00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:55,917 - They're divorced. - Yeah? 790 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:58,333 I'd hate it if mine were. 791 00:54:59,292 --> 00:55:01,083 I'd probably leave home. 792 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,250 - Cut it out. - No one can see us. 793 00:55:05,417 --> 00:55:07,083 Stop it! I don't want to! 794 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,208 - I'm sorry. Chill. - What did you jump on me for? 795 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,417 What's with your briefs? 796 00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:15,250 - Nothing. - Why are your hands there? 797 00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:19,167 I know, I'm ugly, I have a big nose, 798 00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:22,250 I have zits, I suck, I disgust you... 799 00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:25,750 It's not that. You just don't jump on a girl. 800 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:29,125 Why are your pals Loïc and Anas, not Mahmoud or Camel? 801 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:31,333 You sense these things. 802 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,583 They're more receptive, see. 803 00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:37,083 Things show if a girl's hot for you. 804 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,292 You guys don't see them. 805 00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:41,833 You mean she sort of gurgles? 806 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:46,250 No, if she does this with her hair, she's interested. 807 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,167 And the black part in her eye... 808 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,500 When it's wide open, that means she wants to do it. 809 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:18,625 No. 810 00:56:25,042 --> 00:56:26,167 No. 811 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,083 No! 812 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:02,667 What're you doing? 813 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,083 What're you doing? 814 00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:07,458 Nothing. 815 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,208 You jerked off on me? 816 00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:11,125 No. Well, yes... 817 00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:12,750 You jerked off on me! 818 00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:14,500 I'm sorry. 819 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,500 I couldn't stop. Your pupil was so dilated. 820 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,083 You're sick! 821 00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:23,000 You goddam premature pervert! Get outta my home! 822 00:57:23,167 --> 00:57:25,000 Get outta here! 823 00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:37,333 Where's your chick gone? 824 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:41,167 I really screwed up, dude. I think I traumatized her. 825 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,125 How? 826 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:45,958 She'll change schools, call the cops or God knows what. 827 00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:47,250 You raped her? 828 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,333 Want a banana? 829 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,167 Go on. 830 00:58:05,042 --> 00:58:06,042 Hervé... 831 00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,042 I wanted to say... 832 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:12,083 Want to go out? I love you. 833 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,333 Say that again. 834 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,833 I'm in love with you. 835 00:58:15,042 --> 00:58:17,500 Look at yourself! You're a dog! 836 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,625 Poor cow! 837 00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:28,458 What did he say? Will he? 838 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:48,792 Ok, stop now, that's enough. 839 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,083 You want to screw Aurore? 840 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:55,042 You're way too ugly, man. Look at yourself. 841 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:59,125 Here, let me wipe out all those zits. 842 00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:01,125 What're you doing? 843 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:04,417 Get lost! Are you out of your mind? 844 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:18,583 Loïc said, "Gimme your dough, fucker." 845 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:23,292 He was shaking him down. Aurore kissed him to defend him. 846 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:32,917 Aurore gave Hervé 10 euros and Loïc wanted to take it. 847 00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:35,042 So she started kissing Hervé. 848 00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:41,083 Hervé lent 20 euros to Aurore 849 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:44,375 and she gave back 10 with a kiss for the rest. 850 00:59:44,542 --> 00:59:46,125 So Loïc beat him up. 851 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,417 Hervé kissed her to pay her back. 852 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:52,542 Loïc got mad and tried to smash his face in. 853 00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,875 Keep moving your tongue. 854 00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:57,208 I'm perfecting my technique. 855 00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:00,625 I hear Aurore charges 10 euros to lock lips. 856 01:00:00,792 --> 01:00:02,667 Goulven saw Hervé do it. 857 01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:31,417 Sorry. 858 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:35,208 No, really, a girl! 859 01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:41,292 No, I've never pressured him. 860 01:00:41,458 --> 01:00:44,292 No pressure, totally cool... 861 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:49,375 She's cute. Her parents threw that party we went to. 862 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:51,292 The way he held her... 863 01:00:51,917 --> 01:00:53,917 He held her like a man. 864 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,708 Like a man. It's so weird to see that. 865 01:00:58,708 --> 01:00:59,875 Take care. 866 01:01:02,375 --> 01:01:05,250 Stop telling everyone my private life! 867 01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:07,833 - My little darling... - Give me a break! 868 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,875 You never moaned as a kid. 869 01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:13,958 Get rid of that crap picture. 870 01:01:14,125 --> 01:01:18,417 I love it, you look like, you know... little Maddy... 871 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:24,792 Did you know? 872 01:01:25,458 --> 01:01:26,542 That you're a dick? 873 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,500 You could've told us. 874 01:01:29,667 --> 01:01:31,542 I'm telling you: you're dicks. 875 01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,250 Has Aurore got friends for us? 876 01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:38,167 I get first look. I'm onto Laura. 877 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:39,417 So hands off! 878 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:41,542 Change exercises! 879 01:01:42,042 --> 01:01:44,333 Hold me tighter or I'll fall. 880 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,417 Let me do it, he'll drop you. 881 01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:50,667 Piss off. 882 01:01:58,333 --> 01:01:59,750 Busy tomorrow afternoon? 883 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,333 Come to my place. 884 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,000 And after.... 885 01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:07,625 We could do what you wanted. 886 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:09,833 What was that? 887 01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:13,292 We could fuck like crazy. 888 01:02:15,542 --> 01:02:16,917 I'll have to see. 889 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:23,000 Aurore, this isn't Club Med! 890 01:02:37,042 --> 01:02:38,458 What's up, Loïc? 891 01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:40,750 I banged my nose. I'm ok. 892 01:02:41,292 --> 01:02:42,458 You have two elbows! 893 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:49,542 There's a problem here! 894 01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:52,042 Serves you right! 895 01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:55,375 Oh, shit. Oh, bugger! 896 01:02:56,542 --> 01:02:59,375 He has two elbows. You have two elbows? 897 01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:03,750 Oh, fucking hell with bells on. What the fuck is this shit? 898 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,083 Not bad. 899 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:10,208 How's Caroline? Still on her? 900 01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:11,875 No, it's over. 901 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,292 Gone off girls now? 902 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:17,792 You go out with your Arab pal, Camel? 903 01:03:18,250 --> 01:03:20,208 No, I have a new girlfriend. 904 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:21,958 Aurore. She's way hot. 905 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:24,333 Wow, you're lining them up. 906 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:26,625 I hope you use condoms. 907 01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:30,375 Sure, I even used two once, so I'm safe. 908 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:32,042 I was like that. 909 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,833 Always up to stuff the others never imagined. 910 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:40,208 I even slept with two girls at once. 911 01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:44,042 Back in the day, a kiss was the end of the world. 912 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:51,458 What's that smell? 913 01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:54,250 You stepped in shit? 914 01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:55,958 It's my sweater. 915 01:03:56,125 --> 01:03:59,917 This stinky stuff drips down from the balcony upstairs. 916 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:03,292 It's the airliners. 917 01:04:03,458 --> 01:04:04,958 Their toilets leak. 918 01:04:05,125 --> 01:04:07,833 The building must be on a flight path. 919 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,292 She should dry stuff indoors. 920 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,917 - Dad? - Yeah? 921 01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:18,333 Which one of you chose Hervé? 922 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:19,500 I did. 923 01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:20,958 It's a crap name. 924 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:24,417 Why didn't you call me Loïc or Nicolas, say? 925 01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:28,333 Your gran loved Hervé Villard. 926 01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:32,583 She died so we changed your name to make her happy. 927 01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:35,792 We'd chosen Yannick for you. 928 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,250 Like Yannick Noah. 929 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,708 But Hervé's a good name. 930 01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:42,792 Wait right here. 931 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:32,917 - You don't like it? - I do. Can I put some music on? 932 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:34,417 I brought a CD. 933 01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:52,792 - Your belly hurts? - No. 934 01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:54,042 Need the can? 935 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,292 This is really wild. 936 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:25,750 I have to go. 937 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,125 What's up? 938 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:36,750 "Go on, harder, I'm coming!" 939 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:40,500 - Yeah? - You bet! 940 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,417 - You're sure? - She said so. 941 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:46,417 She said, "Oh, Hervé, thank you for making me come." 942 01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:49,750 Sometimes chicks can fake it. 943 01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:52,583 Only in movies or crap plays. 944 01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,167 They fake it in real life too. 945 01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:56,875 Mum fooled Dad that way. 946 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,167 What's a pussy like inside? 947 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:02,458 Well, it's kinda... It's kinda soft. Well, no. 948 01:07:03,083 --> 01:07:06,333 It's hard and dry. A lot drier than I thought. 949 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:08,583 It's kinda like a nostril. 950 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,083 And a pointy thing enters your cock? 951 01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:15,000 We used a whole box of condoms we did it so much. 952 01:07:15,167 --> 01:07:16,833 A girl on the phone for you. 953 01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:18,833 Who is it? 954 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:21,958 Hi, how are you? 955 01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:25,917 She's talking dirty? Is she? 956 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:32,542 Tomorrow... No, tomorrow's not possible. 957 01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:35,708 No, it's not possible at my place. 958 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:37,667 Yes, it is! 959 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:40,750 It's possible! 960 01:07:44,750 --> 01:07:46,833 Ok, we'll do that then. 961 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,375 See you at school. 962 01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:50,208 Yeah, bye. 963 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:53,250 Shagging again tomorrow? 964 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:54,667 Shagging again? 965 01:07:56,708 --> 01:07:58,833 Why do you keep people apart? 966 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,333 Why don't you introduce me? 967 01:08:02,292 --> 01:08:03,375 Are you ashamed? 968 01:08:04,375 --> 01:08:06,875 Why wouldn't you come to my place? 969 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:10,875 We need a little variety or we'll get stuck in a rut. 970 01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:12,583 You're scared. 971 01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:16,125 Scared? I've fucked before. 972 01:08:18,082 --> 01:08:21,082 That'll be us if I stay too long with you. 973 01:08:21,582 --> 01:08:22,457 I don't think so. 974 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,750 That's me over there. 975 01:08:24,957 --> 01:08:26,667 Yeah, really classy... 976 01:08:27,957 --> 01:08:29,042 That's us. 977 01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,542 I'll have dumped you by then. 978 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,582 That's you and your son. 979 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:37,457 He's your son too. 980 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:43,750 Want to do a runner? 981 01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:45,207 What's that? 982 01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:46,625 We don't pay. 983 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,332 This coffee sucks. 984 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:49,792 Testing me again? 985 01:08:49,957 --> 01:08:51,250 - Dare you. - Ok. 986 01:08:51,417 --> 01:08:53,832 Let's go. One, two, 987 01:08:54,332 --> 01:08:55,375 three... 988 01:09:04,292 --> 01:09:07,457 What's wit' you, man, lookin' for a beatin'? 989 01:09:07,957 --> 01:09:09,042 What's wit' you? 990 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:13,707 Hey, pooch-face, on my mother's life, I'll waste you. 991 01:09:14,582 --> 01:09:17,375 I've got tongue cramp from all the sex. 992 01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:28,207 Holy fuck... 993 01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:31,042 That's for us! 994 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:32,332 Sock time. 995 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:01,583 She saw us? 996 01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:05,792 - Fucking hell... - We're in deep shit! 997 01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:08,958 They're there. They'll kill us. 998 01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:10,500 We're sick fucks... 999 01:10:10,667 --> 01:10:13,167 You're the sick one, man. 1000 01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,250 I had a woman, a relationship... 1001 01:10:15,417 --> 01:10:17,958 Tell them we weren't watching them. 1002 01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,375 I'll talk to them. 1003 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,458 Hello... 1004 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,375 We did nothing. 1005 01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:31,083 Fuck! 1006 01:10:35,792 --> 01:10:37,917 - That was close. - You said it. 1007 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,167 Dungeons and Dragons... 1008 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,958 No, let's watch porn on your computer. 1009 01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:49,792 No, that sucks. 1010 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:52,083 - D and D is shit. - You're shit. 1011 01:10:52,667 --> 01:10:53,583 It's shit. 1012 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,833 Busy today? My parents are out. 1013 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,292 I have to go to Benjamin's. 1014 01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,750 Can I come? 1015 01:10:59,917 --> 01:11:02,833 We're playing a role game. It's scary. 1016 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,292 A real game or a computer one? 1017 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:08,792 - A real game. - It'll only freak you out. 1018 01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:10,500 I'm not chicken like you. 1019 01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:12,250 - You know role games? - Yeah. 1020 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:13,958 Come along then. 1021 01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:16,000 Yeah, come. Wild. 1022 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,708 Ok, see you later. 1023 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:21,542 What's going on? 1024 01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:22,917 She's not yours. 1025 01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:24,375 She's my chick, ok! 1026 01:11:24,542 --> 01:11:26,375 There'll be more action. 1027 01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:29,542 What action? We'll be playing D and D! 1028 01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:32,000 Get down. 1029 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:35,125 - I'm class rep. - Take off the glasses. 1030 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,750 Oh yes, you're blind. 1031 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:41,542 Partially sighted. 1032 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,542 Sorry. 1033 01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:00,417 All right. 1034 01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:03,667 I have some sad news for you. 1035 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:08,458 Your biology teacher died yesterday. 1036 01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:15,000 You may attend his funeral tomorrow if you wish. Ask for passes. 1037 01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,333 Is the test still on? 1038 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,042 Of course not. 1039 01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:23,875 Can you tell us how he died or not? 1040 01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:27,083 Not. 1041 01:12:36,042 --> 01:12:39,333 Through the thick mists of the realm of Hyrius, 1042 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:43,792 three mercenaries from the distant blasted plains 1043 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:47,542 arrived at a sacred clearing... 1044 01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:52,000 Move! 1045 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,000 Do you have to smoke? 1046 01:12:54,167 --> 01:12:56,458 Ok, you reach the clearing... 1047 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:58,542 In the middle, a chick. 1048 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:00,083 An elf! 1049 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:01,542 What're you doing? 1050 01:13:01,958 --> 01:13:04,250 Zounds, an elf! I hate elves. 1051 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:06,125 Just a second, Camelius. 1052 01:13:06,292 --> 01:13:10,167 I want to kill her with my little dagger. 1053 01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,583 Are you serious? 1054 01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:13,167 Just kidding. 1055 01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:15,708 I go to greet these gentlemen. 1056 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:16,583 Hold on. 1057 01:13:17,167 --> 01:13:18,792 Do a vigilance throw first. 1058 01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:23,292 Four isn't enough. 1059 01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:25,250 You go over 1060 01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:28,417 without seeing a venomous schnork. 1061 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,375 You step on it, it bites you and you faint. 1062 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:33,917 That's dumb. 1063 01:13:34,083 --> 01:13:35,500 What do you guys do? 1064 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:36,792 - I search her. - Me too. 1065 01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:38,750 Throw the dice first. 1066 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,500 13, good. Search her, 1067 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,875 take her weapon and clothes 1068 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,583 and now she's nude. 1069 01:13:47,167 --> 01:13:48,125 Strip, Aurore. 1070 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,708 Cut it out or else! 1071 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:52,458 Just kidding. 1072 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:53,833 What is this shit game? 1073 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,792 Piss off if you don't like it! 1074 01:13:56,042 --> 01:13:57,375 Why am I nude? 1075 01:13:57,542 --> 01:14:00,250 - Who is this bitch? - I'm a bitch now? 1076 01:14:00,417 --> 01:14:02,708 Charging 10 euros to snog a guy 1077 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:05,917 and losing your cherry to Hervé in a park 1078 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,500 lets you ruin this? 1079 01:14:07,667 --> 01:14:10,083 - What? - Camel told us all that. 1080 01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:11,375 Not true. 1081 01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:13,875 Well, it is true. 1082 01:14:14,458 --> 01:14:17,083 - Fucking kids! I'm going! - They're joking. 1083 01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:19,167 Very funny. You're all jerks 1084 01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,625 but you're worse. 1085 01:14:20,792 --> 01:14:23,125 You're a goddam perv, you joker! 1086 01:14:29,708 --> 01:14:30,542 Sorry. 1087 01:14:30,708 --> 01:14:32,042 Great atmosphere. 1088 01:14:32,958 --> 01:14:34,667 Let's start again. 1089 01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:38,625 The bloodied banner is raised 1090 01:14:39,250 --> 01:14:43,042 The bloodied banner is raised 1091 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:47,125 Do you hear there in our fields 1092 01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:50,792 The roar of those fierce fighting men? 1093 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:52,625 It's over, totally over. 1094 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,292 It's ok, you'll find other chicks. 1095 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:58,958 But she's the woman of my life, see. 1096 01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:04,000 I missed the train and my life's a mess. I'll die alone. 1097 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:07,583 Form up in serried ranks 1098 01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:12,417 Get used to it. When Dad took the little wheels off my bicycle, 1099 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,667 I couldn't stop crying. 1100 01:15:15,125 --> 01:15:16,667 I know how you feel. 1101 01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,792 It's the end of an era. 1102 01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:20,667 Nostalgia's kicking in. 1103 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:23,583 Not great. A bit off-key. 1104 01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:26,417 Seven. 1105 01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:30,583 Now a piece by Camel that's called... 1106 01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,208 "Exoskeleton Total Destruction". 1107 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:23,292 So I told him, 1108 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:24,792 "You're worse." 1109 01:16:24,958 --> 01:16:27,583 What did he do? Did he feel dumb? 1110 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,625 No, he didn't say a thing. 1111 01:16:29,792 --> 01:16:31,292 He just stared at me. 1112 01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:35,042 Nude and unconscious... He could've helped you. 1113 01:16:35,208 --> 01:16:36,583 You said it. 1114 01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:41,833 When you see Hervé, with his crap hair, he looks horrible. 1115 01:16:42,167 --> 01:16:43,792 But deep down he's cute. 1116 01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:48,792 I don't believe it. 1117 01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:00,250 Hi, Hervé. 1118 01:17:00,875 --> 01:17:01,542 Hi. 1119 01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:02,958 How's it going? 1120 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,500 You're a real ape. You're gross! 1121 01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:10,917 Really cool! Thanks! 1122 01:17:13,083 --> 01:17:14,708 What's her problem? 1123 01:17:16,875 --> 01:17:19,167 Well then, you had reached 1124 01:17:19,667 --> 01:17:23,125 human reproduction, I think, with Mr Salkarian. 1125 01:17:23,292 --> 01:17:24,417 All right... 1126 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:27,542 Coitus. 1127 01:17:27,833 --> 01:17:30,917 She got on the bus, sat down opposite me 1128 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:33,625 and I could tell there was something. 1129 01:17:33,792 --> 01:17:36,000 She started pushing her hair back 1130 01:17:36,167 --> 01:17:39,542 behind her ear. I stared into her right eye 1131 01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:41,708 and her pupil was dilated. 1132 01:17:41,875 --> 01:17:44,250 I sat next to her and picked her up. 1133 01:17:44,875 --> 01:17:46,750 Total Tunisian style. 1134 01:17:46,917 --> 01:17:48,000 Yeah. 1135 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,667 Hey, man! 1136 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:54,667 You dumped Aurore? 1137 01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:56,458 No, she dumped me. 1138 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,167 But I don't care. 1139 01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,625 Rubbish, you dumped her. 1140 01:18:00,792 --> 01:18:02,958 You have a new girl now. 1141 01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:06,333 - Was it you or her? - You wouldn't understand. 1142 01:18:19,083 --> 01:18:21,125 The laundry's filthy. 1143 01:18:24,208 --> 01:18:25,583 Covered in it. 1144 01:18:36,292 --> 01:18:39,167 Wave the flags in the stadium 1145 01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:42,250 And beat the drum for Rennes! 1146 01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:45,458 When the Mordelles end goes wild 1147 01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:48,542 Go, Rennes! We're animals 1148 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,292 Turn your tongue the other way. 1149 01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:53,917 Sorry. 1150 01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:55,875 No smoking. 1151 01:18:56,042 --> 01:18:57,375 It's not lit. 1152 01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:00,000 - Not afraid of cancer? - I am. 1153 01:19:00,792 --> 01:19:03,083 I'm afraid. I'm gonna die. 1154 01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:04,833 Drink up. 1155 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:14,167 - Want to do a runner? - What's that? 1156 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:18,333 One, two, three... 1157 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:25,708 Can we pay, please? 1158 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:29,917 An Arab into heavy metal. You don't like rap? 1159 01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:33,583 No, it's because I feel closer to Satan in my mind. 1160 01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:37,250 You played really well. You take lessons? 1161 01:19:37,417 --> 01:19:40,583 With the Baby Violators' old guitarist. 1162 01:19:41,083 --> 01:19:42,250 No kidding? 1163 01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:45,708 The guys who burn chickens on stage? 1164 01:19:46,042 --> 01:19:47,083 You know them? 1165 01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,292 I have all their albums. 1166 01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:50,083 Yeah? 1167 01:20:02,708 --> 01:20:04,125 That's your scooter? 1168 01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,125 - Hi. - Since when? 1169 01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:07,375 Yesterday. 1170 01:20:07,917 --> 01:20:09,708 You don't take the bus now? 1171 01:20:09,875 --> 01:20:13,083 No. I'll need a scooter at high school anyway. 1172 01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:14,417 It's wicked. 1173 01:20:14,583 --> 01:20:16,833 I keep hitting car doors for now. 1174 01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:20,667 By the way, I wanted to say... 1175 01:20:21,542 --> 01:20:22,333 I love you. 1176 01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:24,917 - What? - I love you. 1177 01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:27,500 I was a jerk and all before 1178 01:20:27,667 --> 01:20:29,792 but I've lived through stuff now 1179 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,542 and so I know. 1180 01:20:31,917 --> 01:20:35,250 Before, I just wasn't used to it but now... 1181 01:20:35,792 --> 01:20:36,917 I love you, like. 1182 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:41,375 Let's just be friends. 1183 01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:54,333 Coming? 1184 01:20:57,042 --> 01:20:59,625 You're crying? He's crying. 1185 01:20:59,792 --> 01:21:01,208 The big baby! 1186 01:21:01,375 --> 01:21:03,250 Only babies cry, dude. 1187 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:06,083 You're not a baby, ok. 1188 01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:38,458 Next! 1189 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,083 Here, honey. 1190 01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:45,750 Thanks, Mom. 1191 01:21:57,417 --> 01:22:01,083 - Who are you? - Your loyal wife, Sire. 1192 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:03,500 Swear! Damn yourself in fear! 1193 01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,750 Bitch... 1194 01:22:13,625 --> 01:22:16,583 The Greatest No-Global Poems 1195 01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:19,667 No, I said no less than 650,000. 1196 01:22:22,125 --> 01:22:23,750 I'll call you back. 1197 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:33,625 Aurore? 1198 01:22:34,625 --> 01:22:35,583 Hervé... 1199 01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:39,042 It's been ages. What's new? 1200 01:22:39,208 --> 01:22:42,042 As you see, I sell shoes here. 1201 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,250 And you? 1202 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,167 I'm in real estate. 1203 01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:51,708 And so I suggest meeting for lunch near where she works. 1204 01:22:51,875 --> 01:22:54,292 We'll have gone our separate ways 1205 01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:58,417 and then meet up. We leave our lives and get back together. 1206 01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:00,083 We start over. 1207 01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:03,417 - What d'you think? - I'm texting someone. 1208 01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:06,708 No mobiles in the car. You'll get brain tumours. 1209 01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:09,125 Mobiles are really dangerous. 1210 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,792 Cut it out. 1211 01:23:11,292 --> 01:23:12,375 You heard her. 1212 01:23:22,542 --> 01:23:24,833 Don't stop at the gate. Keep driving. 1213 01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:26,417 Pain in the ass. 1214 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:38,125 Kissy! 1215 01:23:41,542 --> 01:23:43,458 Toe the line, ok. 1216 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:49,167 Wait outside at 5. Even if we're late, just wait. 1217 01:23:52,792 --> 01:23:53,833 See you, kid! 1218 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,375 Hi. 1219 01:24:13,458 --> 01:24:14,542 How's it going? 1220 01:28:14,667 --> 01:28:16,958 Subtitles: Ian Burley 1221 01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:19,958 Subtitling: C.M.C.